Coming Soon To Your Grocer's Freezer

If someone had ever said to me, "I don't believe it is possible that a marketing agency could create an advertisement about microwaveable meals that successfully evokes the idea of risky, anonymous oral sex in the bathroom stall of a bus station."

My reply would have been, "On the contrary. I think it is inevitable."

Spotted in a local grocery store, 9-21-09.