My Pen!

Two things have happened since I stopped letting customers use my personal pen at work:
I'm not having to replace those pricey pens so often which means more money for Hayley Mills memorabilia and I'm not coming down every other week with colds and horrible intestinal misery anymore.

Serious. I thought I was deteriorating to death since I felt so bad so often. It could be, but I doubt that it is a coincidence that when I consciously stopped letting people use my pen I stopped getting ill.